Monday, November 12, 2007
Tiffany's Time

State: bORED.

I came across this today in yahoo. Well. I'm soon falling asleep on numbers.. I need something to make me WAKE up.

Top 10 turnoffs for women

Great Gal Turnoff #1: Showboat Sammy

Maybe he owns a yacht off the coast of France. Maybe he has a timeshare in the Hamptons. Maybe his annual bonus is bigger than most guys' salaries. That's all well and good, but does it really need to be divulged on the first date?

Yeah. Not showing your dollar notes will in fact made it more interesting. Surely you wouldn't want a woman to run off with your money. And to add on, you wouldn't want the woman to love your money more than you. That would be sad. -WG

Great Gal Turnoff #2: Messy Melvin

A-list celebrities can pull off the unkempt look. First-daters need to pay attention to shaving, clothing and bad breath. If the guy can't even put in the effort for a first impression, it doesn't bode well down the road.

Yeah. Effort man.. Brother if you don't bother to put in any effort, don't bother to get a date. Get back to your sofa and be a couch potato for life yeah. I think at least the sofa dealer will appreciate you. Its not the end of the world. - WG

Great Gal Turnoff #3: Rude Ricky

"Where's our drinks, lady?" If a guy treats the service staff with a lack of respect, a great gal will likely assume he'll do the same to her someday. The last thing anyone wants is to be talked down to or disrespected.

Got it? Just behave yourself and be wise when testing waters. -WG

Great Gal Turnoff #4: Cheapie Charlie

There will always be debate about who should pay on a first date. Some guys are traditionalists and want to foot the bill; others expect a 50-50 monetary split. In most cases, offering to pay is the way to go. Let her pick up the tab on a future date.

Isn't this a great way and excuse to see her again? Sometimes.. think further. -WG

Great Gal Turnoff #5: Still-Married Michael

Marriage, separation and divorce are pretty cut-and-dry terms. If a guy says he's separated when he really means he's cheating on his wife, it's going to cause trouble. Be honest from the get-go and let the dating chips fall where they may.

Hey. Honesty pays. But if you are having some unsolved rocky ends on your side and you still wanna be Mr Wannabe, I'm sorry. Only 1 out of 10 guys will succeed in juggling things well without any party finding out. And if you think you are the 1 out of 10 who will succeed, Walkergal 'applaud' you! Well done for having great display of confidence and act. But as a word of advice, keep your fingers crossed and be sure to tell your girl soon.. Especially if the three of you are Singaporeans.. Its a small country.. -WG

Great Gal Turnoff #6: Hands-On Howie

Guys need to read the signals before assuming hand holding, massaging and other touchy-feely activities have the green light. Jumping too quickly to any form of intimacy can make any guy seem too aggressive.

Well. It always pays to ask. For the daring, romantic or adventurous men, you just got to ensure that the girl has the 'right compatibility'. Else, game over. -WG

Great Gal Turnoff #7: Stereotyping Stephen

"Oh, you're one of those types of women." Jumping to conclusions about a date from the way she answers one or two questions is a definite mistake. Let the date unfold before making assumptions about someone you just met.

Well. This is very common in many men. Just make sure your M16 is on safe mode and won't just mis-fire. -WG

Great Gal Turnoff #8: Distracted David

His cell phone is ringing constantly, he's popping away from the table every 10 minutes, and he keeps interrupting the conversation flow. First dates require focused attention -- that means putting the phone on vibrate, making eye contact and being present.

This is true but to certain extent only. Well. If the woman is great, what I mean here is really, having great understanding and the man is truely busy and not actually settling unsettled debts or women, then well, situational based, this can be excused. -WG

Great Gal Turnoff #9: All-Business Barry

Some guys are great salesmen or outstanding negotiators. But there's a time and place for business and a time and place for leisure. Guys who treat first dates like business transactions will never close the deal.

Yeah. If I really have to spell this out.. I think I'll show you the door. -WG

Great Gal Turnoff #10: Nervous Ned

He can't sit still, he's banging his fork on the table, and he won't make eye contact for more than three seconds. Nervous antics are a real turnoff and make a great gal think a guy has something to hide. Work out the nervous kinks before the date starts.

Relac ah brother.. Its only just a meet up. Think of it as freshmen orientation man. If the girl cannot appreciate you, and you think you did nothing wrong, go for the next possible one. If the second one rejects you and you still think you did nothing wrong, its still not game over yet. Find out more from your buddies... There will be something that you've yet discover. -WG

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If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer.....

Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, the busis interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

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Yh is sooo sweet today. Awww. Came over to N T U to have dinner with me. Maybe she worried I'm getting too malnourished. Ahh. To thank her for running errands for me too, I shall buy her dinner.

In the past she was like a baby. Now. Still one. A giant baby. Always disturbing me... without fail. How can I not love her. =.="

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