Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Tired Musings.
Q: Why do computer scientists make such lousy lovers?A: Cause they always want to do the job faster than before. And when they do, they
say the performance has improved.
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Three men and a Car.
A computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were driving down a mountain when the brakes gave out. They screamed down the mountain, gaining speed, and finally managed to grind to a halt, more by luck than anything else, just inches from a thousand foot drop to jagged rocks. They all got out of the car.
The computer engineer said, "I think I can fix it."
The systems analyst said, "No, I think we should take it into town and have a specialist look at it."
The programmer said, "OK, but first I think we should get back in and see if it does it again."
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I'm so tired.
WalkerGal walked on the sunny side.
5:34 PM.
5:34 PM.