Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Wise Up.

State: =.=

Haha.. I came across this not-so-clean joke today...

Condom Advertisement ...
TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY INC.
6969 SLIPPERY ROOT DRIVE
DROPTROUSER, NC 22269

Dear Mr. Buffalo;

We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represent our product, Trojan Condoms.

Although your general physical appearance is not displeasing, our Board of Directors feels that your wearing of our product in the advertisement does not portray a positive, romantic image of our product. A loose, baggy and wrinkled condom is not considered romantic.

We did admire your efforts to firm up by using poly-grip, but even then it slipped off before we could get the photographs taken. We would like to note, however, that yours is the first we´ve seen that looked like a bicycle grip.

We appreciate your interest and thank you for your time. We will retain your application for future consideration, if by chance we decide there is a market for micro-mini condoms.
We send greetings to your wife and/or girlfriend and our deepest sympathy.

YOURS VERY TRULY,
Burly Dick: President
TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY INC.

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Hahaha... alrights. enough of this condom joke.
Today Mister ZSP was teaching us more about probability and stats... after that there was still time left. So he continued to another chapter. But the entire lecture group wanted the class to end there and then. So he said: "No, I'm not finished yet. There is still time. Let me touch on a new chapter." Before starting on the new chapter, he commented: "Okay class, we are done with the most difficult part of this entire module." Straightaway, there came loud cheers from everyone. =) Then he continued: "Yes, we are done with the most difficult part of this module but not yet done the most important part yet."

That brought lots of giggles and sniggles from all of us. Hahaha..

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Read about the recent sneakers out in the streets. Seriously.. I couldn't resist looking at them. Its SO nice! And oh, I was reading the free Maxim I got, dated November 2007. Hence if those were nice, I can't imagine the ones selling outside now.

The Nooka watches are really cool. It got a backlit LCD display, alarm and stopwatch! Priced at $229. Fine. I got my orange timex now. I should just use it faithfully. Just like how my previous casios had served me well.. Hur... But I must really comment that the Nike Torque Ti WC0068-502, from the Training Collection by Nike Timing looks really solid. Black and Silver. Hahaha.. Perhaps walkergal shall not lust over other watches. I still love my Cyma the best.

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I think I've grown much wrinkles and dark eye rings these days. Lotsa things in mind. Lotsa things at loss. Why are things the way it is? Its never a dead end road unless you set it yourself. Just got to remember that no matter what, stay true to your principles. Since young you know it. Now do it. Well. Perhaps maybe its due to me sleeping SO late. There's just this much of sense you get from senseless readings.